1.
Jen (4 years) about her newborn baby sister:
“She is so cute! I wish she will become a fairy, grow wings and fly away”
2.
Mum: “Harry (3), how do you feel”?
Harry: “OK”
Mum: "Can you give me a longer answer?"
Harry: “Ooooookkkkkkeeeyy”
3.
In playgroup:
Mum: “Ok…let’s organise it all now. Where are the dinosaurs”?
Child (4) “Extinct”
4.
Grandma: “Long time ago we didn’t have phones so people used to send messages using bonfire”
Kid (3.5): “It must have been very hot on the ears then”
5.
Mum to Michael: “Do you want to have a little brother”?
Michael(4): “On no, it’s already too hard”
6.
Mum to her kid: “Did you eat the lettuce”?
Kid: “No, I need real food”
7.
In the restaurant:
Daniel: "Would you like to play with me”?
Rory: “No, my foot hurts and I want to rest”
Daniel: “When do you think your foot will stop hurting”?
Rory: “Maybe when you go away”
8.
When a child genuinely wants to give a complement:
Child: “Mum, you are the MOST special mum in the world”
Mum: "Thank you my dear. And why is that”?
Child: “Because you have a mustache”
9.
Dad: “where is mum”?
Dani (2.5): “she went to the supermarker”
10.
Brianna (3.5) on her way to childcare: “Mum, can you play a game with me”?
Mum: “Ok Brianna. What’s the game”?
Brianna: “That it is Sunday and we go back home”
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